I felt like watching Dracula for Halloween tonight

Welcome, Children.

In honor of our hallowed holiday, I have chosen to reanimate the insipid silliness of our yesteryears. Ah, the innocent entendre, the droll misunderstandings, the bride of bumbling boobery ... Chrissy. The perfect touch to your whiney political ramblings, isn't she?

You're welcome.

Calling On The Mystical Arts

I'm developing some smaller products to appeal to kids. Towards that end, here's a trading card idea for a mysterious wizard. He's deeply concentrating, focused on ... well, something. Maybe he's trying to start a fire without a match. Maybe he's trying to levitate a hammer or his cat, Merlin.

Whatever he's doing, he's trying hard to make it happen. Does he look like he's trying too hard to alter the laws of gravity? I don't know, but I'm proud that he keeps trying.